Eyes Are Up Here

Submitted by michelle on Mon, 2006-09-18 21:44.

I saw a girl with a t-shirt today, "↑My Eyes Are Up Here↑".

Then why is there writing across her chest?

I wanted to jump on it, but held it discreetly.

Submitted by michelle on Tue, 2006-09-12 21:17.

I went to my friend's graduation luncheon.
There was bubble wrap.
I was happy.

effort

Submitted by michelle on Sun, 2006-09-10 21:34.

I qualify for a new phone now, but it's just too much effort.

Say it fast!

Submitted by michelle on Tue, 2006-09-05 20:23.

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Play to Win

Submitted by michelle on Mon, 2006-08-28 12:10.

My grandma’s friend plays bingo at the community center. When you win, you get a roll of toilet paper- not even a package. A roll.

Maybe on teen night, you could even win a tampon.

Josh is in Jail!

Submitted by michelle on Mon, 2006-08-28 12:07.

My old neighbor and friend, Josh Wolf, is in jail for refusing to hand over unpublished footage of a protest to the federal grand jury. As a journalist, California Shield Laws protect his files and sources but he is not protected by federal law. Read More.

Fetus in Fetu

Submitted by michelle on Mon, 2006-08-28 11:29.

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Conflicted

Submitted by michelle on Mon, 2006-08-28 11:27.

I’m afflicted by dilettantism.

Threshold

Submitted by michelle on Sun, 2006-08-20 18:11.

When you lay in bed trying to sleep for five hours, you start to get irritated and your back starts to hurt. A couple more hours and everything becomes funny. Past 40, you start to hallucinate.

I stopped taking my sleeping aid last night. It’s amazing how something can make you fall asleep earlier and allow you to sleep for longer, yet not provide quality sleep. You wake up tired. It’s cosmetic.

It felt great to just stop and I bypassed the grumpy stage onto laughing.

I fell asleep at 7am and woke up at 8:30am and everything is still funny. I could get used to this.

I have a theory that perhaps I’ve crossed that threshold of lack of sleep. I’ve had insomnia for over 12 years and maybe it has built up in my system, like nicotine in smokers, so that I’ll be in that constantly amused stage.

I hope it lasts.

Waiting Outside the Venue

Submitted by michelle on Sun, 2006-08-20 11:54.

I was waiting on the sidewalk for Jess to arrive. An SUV passed. I wondered if it could be her? But, it couldn’t be- it was too shiny.

She doesn’t wash her car that often.